Lyrics

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[Verse 1]

It’s after dark and I’ve nothing to do

So I go to the bar and get me some shrooms

Start walking around and eat a couple bags

Then the streets turn to gold and I start to

laugh

Everything is fine everything is zen

I don’t know who or what, why where or

when

Yah I’m livin’ it up here in Amsterdam

It’s a goddamn euro party and I’m the man

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[Chorus]

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So much history and culture

Fuck that shit tonight

She wants to be next to me and to hold her

She always thinks she’s right

I think I’d rather just sit on this corner

And look at all the pretty lights

I think I might of killed a hooker

At least I won the fight

And why- am I- doing all of these bad things

in Amsterdam

Cuz I- I might- I might of ate too many

shrooms in Amsterdam

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[Verse 2]

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The time ticks by and I’m starting to peak

I keep walking around till my legs grow weak

I just found out the meaning of life

Narrated by a six foot chicken with a butcher

knife

He told me to watch out and I didn’t listen

Poured my soul on the ground and watched it

glisten

An old man slipped and reached for a hand

I kicked him in the face and said

“no I don’t want your green eggs and ham”

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[Chorus]

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[Verse 3]

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The night’s gone quick and I’m caught in

The light

My clothes are torn and my body is ripe

Buddies are calling hoping I’m ok

I lost them in the jungle and there’s not much

to say

I’m finding my bearings but my legs are weak

Gotta get to the car, I think I parked on

the street

10 blocks later and I’m still not there

So I find myself a cafe and now I live in that

chair

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[Chorus]